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Not a Photoshop, it’s from whitehouse.gov. I can’t say I’m shocked (no pun intended), though…this would be how I would spend my last few months office.
Sidenote: I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve been to whitehouse.gov since, like, middle school. And in middle school I’m pretty sure I usually ended up going to whitehouse.com by accident (Wikipedia link).
(via Sean Bonner)
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Say Hebbo!:
I can’t believe I missed this last week. Go to their website, it’s so easy to join!™ (via bb) -
Alright, enough of the election echo chamber. From now on, I’m only posting videos of cats flushing toilets.
(via Cuch)Love,
Billy -
“When times are tough, we need a steady hand at the tiller.”
-John McCainThis is not a doctored photo, by the way. To be fair, McCain didn’t just randomly start making a creepy-old-guy-at-the-strip-club face out of nowhere. Rather, this is how he dealt with not being sure if he should turn left or right to get out from behind a table. But honestly, if you can’t deal with the crisis of being stuck behind a table without being relentlessly mocked the next day, what’s to make us think that you have the poise to run one of the most powerful nations in the world? Sure, Obama’s riding the HopeTrain straight to Washington, but I’d rather vote for the American Dream than a living meme.
P.S. Anyone good at poker? Think this tell means anything?
P.S.S. Tiled desktop background? Hell yes.
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”How many of you have ever played GameBoy in church? If Jesus was alive today, he’d play the fuck out of GameBoy in church.
Jackson of Grand Buffet, last night in Baltimore.
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Chris Farley on How to Get Chicks at the Mall:
Great lost footage of Chris Farley on Tom Arnold’s show. Though I must say, every time it starts to get funny, Arnold chimes and hams it up. Still worth watching. -
Sarah “Miss Teen USA” Palin (via Andrew Baron).
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Hangin’ w/ Blaine & Triumph:
It’s funny that if it hadn’t been for various personalities making fun of David Blaine’s latest physical challenge, I wouldn’t have known about the stunt at all. He should just stick to the street magic. There was something extremely entertaining about seeing people’s over-blown reactions contrasted with his stone-cold glares of apathy. Maybe it’s just me. (via NTV) -
This is real, and these people are serious. WWJD? Not kiss a girl, that’s for goddamn sure.
How did such a small church get national publicity? It’s a simple method that I perfected in 1992 (at the age of 4). All you have to do is take a pop culture reference, quote it on a church sign, throw in a few conjunctions and adjectives, add “hell” somewhere towards the end and Voila! Barbra Walters now has you on speed dial:
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