Ben Folds - Bitch When Nutz
A track off the fake “leak” of the upcoming Ben Folds Album, Way to Normal. According to Wikipedia, Ben and his band “recorded fake versions of songs from the new album when they ‘had a night to kill in Dublin’, and had a friend leak it to the public ‘to give them something to listen to.’” Ben admitted that the leak’s versions of Brainwascht, The Frown Song and Free Coffee were fake, so who knows what the hell this is, but it’s hilarious.
You can grab the entire fake “leak” here, and Ben set up the leak himself, so you don’t have to feel bad about it either.
Somebody should put these people on an island where the only edible thing is tree bark. (via P&S)
This is real, and these people are serious. WWJD? Not kiss a girl, that’s for goddamn sure.
How did such a small church get national publicity? It’s a simple method that I perfected in 1992 (at the age of 4). All you have to do is take a pop culture reference, quote it on a church sign, throw in a few conjunctions and adjectives, add “hell” somewhere towards the end and Voila! Barbra Walters now has you on speed dial:

Hangin’ w/ Blaine & Triumph:
It’s funny that if it hadn’t been for various personalities making fun of David Blaine’s latest physical challenge, I wouldn’t have known about the stunt at all. He should just stick to the street magic. There was something extremely entertaining about seeing people’s over-blown reactions contrasted with his stone-cold glares of apathy. Maybe it’s just me.
(via NTV)
Sarah “Miss Teen USA” Palin (via Andrew Baron).
Also, if you want to see her in a pageant for real, have at it.
Chris Farley on How to Get Chicks at the Mall:
Great lost footage of Chris Farley on Tom Arnold’s show. Though I must say, every time it starts to get funny, Arnold chimes and hams it up. Still worth watching.
Jackson of Grand Buffet, last night in Baltimore.
“When times are tough, we need a steady hand at the tiller.”
-John McCain
This is not a doctored photo, by the way. To be fair, McCain didn’t just randomly start making a creepy-old-guy-at-the-strip-club face out of nowhere. Rather, this is how he dealt with not being sure if he should turn left or right to get out from behind a table. But honestly, if you can’t deal with the crisis of being stuck behind a table without being relentlessly mocked the next day, what’s to make us think that you have the poise to run one of the most powerful nations in the world? Sure, Obama’s riding the HopeTrain straight to Washington, but I’d rather vote for the American Dream than a living meme.
P.S. Anyone good at poker? Think this tell means anything?
P.S.S. Tiled desktop background? Hell yes.
Alright, enough of the election echo chamber. From now on, I’m only posting videos of cats flushing toilets.
(via Cuch)
Love,
Billy
Say Hebbo!:
I can’t believe I missed this last week. Go to their website, it’s so easy to join!™ (via bb)
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