I think John Lennon’s reincarnation has finally surfaced. This is songwriting for the the history books:
And I ain’t that bitch, you want to play with.
Nigga drop them boxers, and lemme smell yo dick!
Kanye West, in response to the Bonnaroo controversy. Having been there, the disappointment had less to do with him being late, and more to do with him having zero interaction with the crowd, and the fact that he just quickly and awkwardly ducked off stage after the last song without any indication that he was done, thus leaving no chance for an encore, and making it the most bizarrely uncomfortable end of a concert that I have ever experienced.
I always wondered where my sister learned her childhood fighting techniques…
“I Am Rich” (the $999 iPhone app): A Guided Tour (via TUAW)
This is ancient as far as internet time goes (read: 2 days old), but it just cracks me up every time I see it.
Wondering who would actually buy a $999 “art piece” iPhone application? Well the narrator seems to be a 17 year old with his fair share of disposable cash. One of the other videos on his Youtube account chronicals him and his friends as they have a total nerdgasm walking running and screaming into the auditorium for Steve Jobs’ keynote at Macworld 2008. Oh, and if you were wondering if anyone could possibly be creepier than Apple’s offical iPhone demonstator, NPomerleau has managed to do that as well. Keep in mind, however, that NPomeleau is not made of money. Though he loves to splurge on expensive applications for his iPod Touch, he won’t be caught dead paying more than $20 for jewelry.
A cracked version of I Am Rich is available for download here. And, of course, you should only download it if you need a backup and you were one of the 8 legit purchasers of the original application. Regular schmucks like me don’t deserv it.
Kids: Don’t do drugs …unless you want to become a college professor.
Somebody should put these people on an island where the only edible thing is tree bark. (via P&S)
There’s plenty of sensible people in Bethlehem… they just so happen to be the ones with video cameras and YouTube accounts. (via Loic Le Meur)
I’m more than tempted to believe this is not real, but if it is, it is most certainly why God invented camera phones.
In a video created 3 days after posting the carjacking clip, YouTube user rorymultistorey claims that the incident was indeed real and that his wife’s niece was the one who captured it on video. He also gets a big ass wad of baby spit on his right knee, which is almost enough to sell me on the whole thing.
Real or not, I think it’s worthy of more than 226 views. Share away.
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