“When times are tough, we need a steady hand at the tiller.”
-John McCain

This is not a doctored photo, by the way. To be fair, McCain didn’t just randomly start making a creepy-old-guy-at-the-strip-club face out of nowhere. Rather, this is how he dealt with not being sure if he should turn left or right to get out from behind a table. But honestly, if you can’t deal with the crisis of being stuck behind a table without being relentlessly mocked the next day, what’s to make us think that you have the poise to run one of the most powerful nations in the world? Sure, Obama’s riding the HopeTrain straight to Washington, but I’d rather vote for the American Dream than a living meme.

P.S. Anyone good at poker? Think this tell means anything?

P.S.S. Tiled desktop background? Hell yes.