Quake Rattles LA, Twitterer’s Vagina

A first hand account of LA’s recent quake, listed in order of posting:

MissRFTC: Just what I need, another ex who now lives in LA. Now am late to Ob/Gyn appointment. Stop ruining my life!

MissRFTC: Why do I bother stressing about being late to Ob/Gyn? She is always running way behind. So many vaginas, so little time, I guess.

MissRFTC: I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room!

MissRFTC: First earthquake paper gown, legs in stirrups

MissRFTC: What a way to go.

MissRFTC: My Ob/Gyn said it was OK if I didn’t want to evacuate to the parking lot in my paper gown. I was more concerned about the speculum.

MissRFTC: Good news, vagina is healthy, albeit shaken up.

(via Twitter Search and @MissRFTC)