So Apple is most likely going to announce a new iPhone in about 7 hours, and while I’d love to write about it here, I won’t because:

• You’ll hear about it everywhere else, including mainstream TV news (who will show dated stock footage of first generation iPhones and monochrome iPods when they talk about it).
• I’ll be busy getting ready to head off to Bonnaroo (I actually got invited back to shoot video, which I had wished for here).
• This iPhone-related Judge Judy clip is much more worth your time.